Ahhh yeah boyeee!!! You know these ropes be hella-fine, and we stocked up like never before! Believe that. Nothing new, just re-ups on the two best ropes on the planet! You already know what they are, but I’m gonna say it anyway:
-Blue Water DOMINATOR 9.4mm 70M Rope (bi-pattern and single pattern, both double dry) The name don’t lie son! This cord will help you dominate any vertical surface. At 9.4mm its so light you forget you have a rope on at all, sometimes you even forget to clip, but it aint no thing, you just run it out and everyone be like “Damn Yo, look at a player dominate”.
Blue Water LIGHTNING PRO 9.7mm 60M or 70M Rope (bi-pattern) This rope is so sweet even I had to retire my trusty old hemp rope and pick one of these in a 70 meter. We only brought these in bi-pattern because you know that’s the only way to roll. You wanna be a ballin like Kobe? Flossin like a dentist? Sending like Sharma? Off like a prom dress? Buy one of these and you stand a good chance of climbing harder than me….NOT!
We also received a grip of accessory cord and a gang of webbing. Accessory cord is good for pretty much everything. You can use it to tie people up until they divulge information. It can be used to make friendship bracelets. You could make a collar for your pet Iguana or Lion. If you know a few tricks it’s also the cheapest ascender you can buy. Webbing is another multifaceted product. Of course it is essential for hippies who enjoy slack-lining. It is great for building climbing anchors. You could even make a belt or suspenders out of it.
Last but not least, we brought in some more Figure 8 and Rescue 8 belay devices. These are perfect for the crusty old schoolers who just refuse to change their ways (and why should they?). Or, try tying some accessory cord to a Rescue 8, and you’ve got your self a very respectable weapon.
To clarify the subject of this message, WildyX is the place to be. Act like you know.
Sam
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