These are the new packs we got from Lowe Alpine. They are all new for us. Enjoy:
Having a hard time showing everyone know how cool you are? We thought you might be. Wear one of these slick bags around campus and there will be no question. Recommend fashion accessories for this pack are a switch-blade comb and a pompadour.
Mountains will tremble when you approach them wearing this pack. By sporting this pack you are letting your environment know who’s boss. Remember; you are better than the mountains you climb, and they should feel lucky that you even bother at all.
Assault your local crag with merciless, and bloodthirsty vengeance. Assert dominance over you project by throwing this pack down at the base, popping your collar and racking up. When you wear this pack its clear that you’re the man; everybody knows it, and nobody will step to you.
Bye now,
Sam
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