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May
WILDY WEEKLY
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Presents:
The Wilderness Exchange Economic Stimulus Plan
Deals of the Week: Amazing Savings!!!
Here at The Wilderness Exchange, we always try to offer the best deals on the best gear everyday! As we journey into the coming year, we do so with aspiration and hope; hope that the coming year will bring better times…economically speaking at least. We have all felt the tough economic crunch now griping our country and The Wilderness Exchange is here to help. We are pleased to announce the first in a series of money saving plans set to save you money. Welcome to the WildyX Blog of Amazing Savings! Each week, we will feature products with insane deals set to save you money! We will feature one-of-a-kind items, super close-outs, and more. So sit back, relax, and surf your way to amazing savings!
WEEK 9:
Indeed. Another week past and consequently, time for another addition of the beloved Wildy Weekly. The press never stops here at the old WildyX…Even during this nasty time of year – shoulder season. What is Shoulder Season? Perhaps you know it by another name – mud season? Well whatever title we assign to this troublesome time of year, (a time when you don’t feel like skiing in a Slurpee or hiking through a disgusting blend of slop), let’s just agree that it’s no fun. No fun at all! Further, the lack of enthusiasm exhibited by our patrons during this period (mud is generally not a suitable catalyst for increasing sales) allows for (after all work is completed of course) plenty of time to ponder the daunting questions which burden humanity. As Nietzsche commented, “Truth is simply an illusion which we have forgotten is an illusion.” So what is truth? Is truth beauty? Oh shoulder season, what quandary will you inspire next? A dream came to me late in my slumber last night and as I struggle to currently find new and exciting products to support, hype, et cetera, I feel it worth recounting at least in an abbreviated form as a means to keep things interesting. To begin, I was surrounded by many people in a large open area who were smiling, laughing, happy; satisfied. Beer was in many hands and many hands were also filled with what appeared to be outdoor gear (packs, tents, jackets, and so on). Everyone kept repeating, “What deals! Am I dreaming? Am I dreaming?” I continued to walk about the grounds and soon someone handed me a libation and I was quickly immersed in numerous detailed negotiations to purchase a variety of quality outdoor goods. Jackets, skis, dog packs, even a stove from 1902 (a buddle of sticks and a match) – Everything anyone could ever want was there!! And much to my amazement, I don’t recall ever seeing my wallet in the dream. How could I purchase all these items without cash? I did not steal them. Indeed, something was amiss. Suddenly, I woke up and much to my dismay, the room around me was filled with outdoor gear and as I noticed the slight numbness in my head (perhaps the product of overindulgence), I concluded that the ‘truth’ of my dream was indeed an illusion – It was not a dream – I was just at The Wilderness Exchange Spring Gear Swap! The moral of this story? Don’t fall pray to illusion! The Wilderness Exchange is your place for amazing savings everyday! And don’t miss the Gear Swap which will take place on Saturday May 16th between 10AM and 4PM. Word to Big Birds.
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I’ve always believed that if one must attack something, anything at all, it is far better to attack a peak than a relative, foe, hippy, etc. After all, peaks are rock solid and always promise to provide an honest fight no matter what circumstances may occur. Attack your favorite peak in style and security with the Peak Attack 40 Backpack made by the nice folks at Lowe Alpine. On a budget, yet still desire a functional, high-adjustable backpack that’s tough as nails and much better looking? Well don’t wait to snag one of these little numbers as they will move like the wind. A closeout purchase of epic ingenuity, another wonderful feature of this pack is its amazing adjustability. No matter your stature, this pack will fit you like a glove and not become a burden to carry on the way back home. So attack some peaks with the Peak Attack 40 by Lowe Alpine and if anyone asks, the peak threw the first punch.
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ITEM 1 – Lowe Alpine Peak Attack 40 Backpack
Original Price - $139.95 ON SALE - ONLY $89.95!!!!!!
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“Shirts are boring! I don’t care about that! Nice Wildy Weekly – that’s certainly cute! Now I can go jogging and be hip in my little Mountain Hardware athletic shirt.” If this type of dialogue rings a bell, you should firstly feel naïve. Secondly, you should drop any assumptions you have and take advantage of this amazing deal. Fifty percent off Mountain Hardware does not occur frequently and when it does you only ask two questions: Can I buy more than one? And do you have my size? Well, the answer to the first question is quite easy: YES!!! The seconds question is a bit more difficult unless you are a medium…if you are a medium however, thank your lucky stars. These shirts need a good home and do not require much; just a bit of love, a bath occasionally, and a medium build. Killer Bro!
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ITEM 2 – Mountain Hardware Men’s Imogene Crew L/S Top
Original Price -$50.00
ON SALE – ONLY $25.00!!!!!!
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ITEM 3 – Blue Water Lightning Pro Rope (9.7mm / 60m / Bi-Pattern)
Original Price - $245.95
ON SALE – ONLY $199.95!!!!!
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Ride the lightning and shoot the clouds with this versatile dynamic rope by the good people at Blue Water. An ideal diameter and solid length, the Lightning Pro will handle a variety of climbing situations and its bi-pattern construction adds additional safety for those awkward rappels into the abyss. “Lazy lightning sleepy fire in your eyes, It’s like desire in disguise I keep on tryin’ but I, I can’t get through. Lazy lightning, I’d like to find the proper potion, That’s gonna capture your emotion, You’re right beside me but I, I can’t get through. You’re a loop of lazy lightning, Just a loop of lazy lightning, Must admit you’re kinda frightning…But you really get me high.” Dead men tell no tales, but they sure write some fine lyrics. Take Bobby’s word – feel that Lazy Lightning and get high (up the rock, what did you think I was talking about?) .
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