It was a rather slow day at the old WildyX. The weather was hot, spirits were low and the vibe of the day was somewhere between melancholy and blasé. Our fearless leader was out on the town rubbing elbows and flexing his masterful entrepreneurship. Our trusty UPS driver walked into my spacious and sweltering office with only one little box of product. I signed for the package, finding it difficult to engage in our usually refreshing small talk. Josh (the UPS guy) took my outgoing and bid me good day. I mumbled a comparable sentiment back to him and was left once again in my maddening solitude.
Alright pupils, listen up! Eyes to the front. Lisa, spit out that gum. Alpine! No smoking in class. Tom, for goodness sake, take that needle out of your arm. We have something very important to talk about: Carve closeouts. Carve Designs is a quaint little company from out California way, and they make some of [...]
