Alright pupils, listen up! Eyes to the front. Lisa, spit out that gum. Alpine! No smoking in class. Tom, for goodness sake, take that needle out of your arm. We have something very important to talk about: Carve closeouts. Carve Designs is a quaint little company from out California way, and they make some of the hippest women’s summer-wear anywhere. We are selling this stuff for HALF OFF, so you all need to bone up on this stuff and be experts by this weekend. Me? Well I just spent the last couple hours tediously receiving and personally trying on every single piece. I now know more about Carve Designs clothing (and about myself) than I ever wanted to. If I have to toil then so must the rest of you – thems iz tha rules.
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