We walk on two legs; that is why we, human beings, are, and always will be the dominant species of planet earth. Sure some birds do too, like penguins, but penguins are savages. Apes do from time to time, but they always have horrible posture. Because of our two legged mobility, we have had much [...]
Hey all, peep all this terrific new Patagucci. Fall 09 just ended and we already have closeouts. How do ya like that? You like it a lot, trust me on this. Its because we’re so awesome, and because our fearless leader strikes fear into the hearts of outdoor companies everywhere; he gets what he wants, every time.
Behold:
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I awoke this morning to a feeling of joy and deep satisfaction. As I guzzled my first pot of coffee I couldn’t help but to reflect on our staff’s stunning contributions to the gigantic Smartwool order we received not to long ago. Anyone reading this already knows that we have a totally radical website [...]
What is a ninja? It sounds like a simple question, but in this day in age, it is not. Everybody knows that ninjas and pirates are two sides of the same coin; similar, though eternally opposed, just like the Sunni and the Shi’a, Protestants and Catholics, the Broncos and the Raiders (Broncos obviously being the ninja equivalent). Chances are, if you’re a ninja, you already know it. On some subconscious level, you also distinguish ninjas from pirates wherever you are, and it is reflected in your behavior. You tend to clash with people with piratical tendencies. Also you tend to gravitate toward clothing that is conducive to you silent yet deadly lifestyle – this is where Minus 33 comes in.
