20
Jan
Hey all, peep all this terrific new Patagucci. Fall 09 just ended and we already have closeouts. How do ya like that? You like it a lot, trust me on this. Its because we’re so awesome, and because our fearless leader strikes fear into the hearts of outdoor companies everywhere; he gets what he wants, every time.
 
Behold:
 
-Patagonia Men’s STAND UP Pants (Fall 09 Closeouts) - these are for upright use only; sit down in them and you’ll be in a world of pain.
-Patagonia Women’s SERENITY TIGHTS (Fall 09 closeouts) – I tried these on and yeah, “serenity” is definitely the word I would use
-Patagonia Women’s SLOPESTYLE HOODY (Fall 09 closeouts) – these are very, very white – just like Curtis.
-Patagonia Men’s PADDLER SHORTS (fall 09 closeouts) – if I was still a paddler I would totally rock these
-Patagonia Women’s ACTIVE CLASSIC CAMI (fall 09 closeouts) – don’t know what a cami is, ask Lisa
-Patagonia ACTIVE MESH BRA (fall 09 closeouts) – bra, not Brah – there is a difference 
-Patagonia Women’s SUNSHADE SHIRT (fall 09 closeouts) - makes any woman invincible to all UV threats
 
 
Stay classy Denver, 

Sam

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