08
Jan
stored in: Sam's Rant
I awoke this morning to a feeling of joy and deep satisfaction. As I guzzled my first pot of coffee I couldn’t help but to reflect on our staff’s stunning contributions to the gigantic Smartwool order we received not to long ago. Anyone reading this already knows that we have a totally radical website stuffed to the gills with value and shear awesomeness. However, images of products are sometimes hard to come by. As such, I have been enlisting some of our prima donna staff members to model some of our fine outdoor goods.
I believe every staff member now, at one point or another, has swallowed their pride, reevaluated their self-worth, and offered up their beautiful bodies to further the capitalistic agendas of the mighty WildyX. And for their participation in this depraved entrepreneurialism, I would like to thank them. Thanks staff, you guys are swell.
Here are the socks we got from Smartwool:
Upon completion of the Smartwool project, I couldn’t help but notice that our entire crew has beautiful feet!! I wanted to find some way to thank the staff, and I thought surely there had to be some demand out there for gorgeous feet. So I looked into it, and was pleased with what I found. Not only do some gifted individuals make a career in foot modeling, but there are actually a plethora of special interest websites out there devoted to the beauty of human feet!! I went ahead and sent everyone’s foot-shots to a variety of agencies and websites; it was the least I could do.
Stay pretty,
Sam
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