05
Mar
More Voile Splitboards!?!?!
stored in: Sam's Rant

 Last time we had ­­­­­­­­­­­­Voile MOJO SPLITBOARD (Slightly used demos!!!!!!!!!!) they were gone in about a week. So we thought maybe, just maybe, we should try to get more. This notion was met with ample resistance from our snootiest tele-skiers on staff; they expressed grave concern that we may turn into a snowboard shop if this splitboard business gets out of hand. There was a heated discussion, harsh words were used, punches were thrown (none landed), tears and blood were flying everywhere, feelings were hurt, cheap shots were taken, Curtis got a hangnail, but in the end, logic prevailed.  

So did we get more?
 
Oh we got more alright… 26 more!! Yeah, what now? That’s right, you’ve got nothing to say, because we have 26 MOJO SPLITBOARD (Slightly used demos!!!!!!!!!!) and you don’t. Are you goanna cry now because we have 26 MOJOs and you only have a skill-saw and an old Simms Sedition?  
 
Well, chin up buttercup; we’re not trying to hoard them all to our selves. Heck, most of us have a deep seeded resentment toward snowboarding as a whole (this is largely because most of us know in our hearts that snowboarding is truly superior). All silly rivalries aside, here is our super-mega-ultimate value package (of doom): Voile Demo MOJO w/ TRACTOR SKINS Package - I’ts like buying a MOJO (at a really good price), and then getting the skins (which you NEED) for $50 off – not too shabby.

And if you want to be me, be me
And if you want to be you, be you
‘Cause there’s a million things to do
You know that there are

-Yusuf Islam

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