04
Mar
stored in: Sam's Rant
Contrary to popular belief, Sanuk sandals are not just for CU students with hemp necklaces, fo-hawks, and board-shorts. Not at all, Sanuk sandals are for any one who likes casual comfortable footwear (I’m looking at you senior citizens).
First, I would just like to say that these Sanuk sandals smell incredible! They really do. I stuffed my face in the box when I first cracked it open and hyperventilated in the delicious fumes until I almost passed out. Hiro saw me do this. Then I asked Hiro if he would place a bag with a few of these in it over my head and tape it securely around my neck so as to maximize my aromatic experience. Hiro thought this sounded unsafe.
Secondly, I’d like to call attention to the fact that some of these are actually vegan sandals; that means you can eat them. It also means that no adorable woodland creatures were harmed, maimed, stomped on, kicked or even made fun of in the production of this fragrant footwear.
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