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know it’s not summer yet, it’s actually dumping something between snow and slush right now. But, it will be summer soon…and that’s cool. I mean, winter is great and everything, what with the skiing and the building of provocative snowpersons, but I feel that summer is way better.

1. Snow is cold and depressing, rain is cool and refreshing.
2. In winter months you get pale and fat, in the summer you get jacked and tanned.
3. Rock climbing all the time > winter activities.
4. Days are shorter in the winter = less vitamin D absorption = greater tendency toward depression = crappier disposition/worldview = weakened since of community/ heightened animosity toward fellow man = fewer jobs, more crime, more corrupt police, bad laws being passed, children falling behind in school, more drugs on the streets, crappier drugs on the streets… crappier stupider children, on crappier drugs, doing crappier things, on crappier streets… its hirrible! You see, winter isn’t just uncomfortable; it’s a menace to society. 

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