09
Jun
stored in: Sam's Rant
Salomon Men’s XT WINGS – closeouts! – Boo-ya! – Holla atchya boi!!
The margin is a bit slimmer and the colors are a bit less bright this time around. Sales forecasters, however, view this as a positive. “X-Games/Autobahn/Black is the” new color (“X-games” is Salomon’s way of saying “orange”). Our top sales analyst (Hiro and Jeff) are predicting that this less foolhardy color will result in a quicker turnover time for these high performing kicks.
Here is what the experts are saying:
“These shoes look like Halloween!! I’m predicting an unmitigated rush for these. We need to start looking at foot traffic control before we have a trampling casualty and a lawsuit on our hands.”
“A real gangsta-like sales associate never runs his mouth
Cuz real gangsta-like sales associate don’t start fights
And sales associates always gotta high cap
Showin’ all his boys how he close ‘em
Cuz real gangsta-like sales associate don’t start fights
And sales associates always gotta high cap
Showin’ all his boys how he close ‘em
But real gangsta-like sales associates don’t flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-like sales associates know they got ‘em”
Cuz real gangsta-like sales associates know they got ‘em”
Stay tuned for up to the quarter sales reports,
SB
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